funniest10k:

Due to FCC regulations, we cannot show graphic intercourse over the airwaves. Instead, Peter and Lois’s sex scene will be simulated by Dwayne Johnson. 

Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done

(Source: ijoviii)

Walang masama kung aasa pero huwag lang sana sumobra dahil baka sa huli ay ikaw rin ang lumuha.

(Source: notaroyalprince, via notaroyalprince)

Ang selosa mas matindi pa mag imbestiga kaysa sa pulisya.

(Source: kyawaa)

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

FOLLOW this blog, get free ham =D

(Source: letslaughliketheolddays)

Imagine if you were paid for being ugly

I’ll get what you get in 10 years, in 1 day.

(Source: ohsofunnyjedward, via laughcentre)

(via fagtricia)

leilockheart:

FOLLOW for more photos

(Source: mochacafe, via leilockheart)

That moment when you catch your crush looking at you

katyperrydaughter:

da best feelin in the world

(Source: uswallow, via laughcentre)

funniest10k:

Following this blog may be the greatest thing you have ever done

(Source: zeekayart)

thefartypeen:

aw this is so cute baby

(Source: fuckyeahatlrares, via sex-with-alex-gaskarth)